foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via pride)

gaydayparade:

*attractive person walks by* [Big Sean voice] oh God

(Source: hugpanaro, via overcast-kid)

murphels:

ugh this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR.

(via metalhearted)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via there-are-monsters-inside-us)